Pseudo Tech Girl

Something very odd happened this morning around 3am. I felt the need to check my Twitter feed. There are very few things I want to do at 3am other than sleep. Occasionally I’ll feel parched and need a glass of water but usually sleep in the only thing on my mind. So, I thought I would share my feelings about Twitter in a poem, “10 Things I Hate about You” style (yes, the poem from the movie).

I H@te Twitter
I hate the way you’re my home page
And the way you just appear on my phone.
I hate the way you let me know everything
I didn’t know I needed to know.

I hate your silly little tweets
And the way you eat up my time.
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you’re always there
I hate the symbol
I hate it when the Fail Whale appears
Even if it makes me smile.

I hate it when I don’t have service
Or the fact that you were down.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.